Wannabe Hacker? – FIAL!
(yes, I spelled that incorrectly…duh!)
Just click to see who this douchebag isMister wannabe hacker,
You should know that anybody who is anybody who uses wordpress (which you tried to exploit) will also be using some kind of stat tracking. Most of us use statcounter. Regardless of which suite we use, it is most likely cookie based – so for the love of Jeebus turn off cookies before you try this stupid crap.
Also, everybody knows that real h4x0rs use linux…nobody is EVAR going to use Vista to try to hack somebody’s site – at least use lynx to test it. Your daddy will be so pissed when he finds out you were using his computer for this. The irony is thick with you young grasshopper! The only step that you took that elevates you above “super lamer” status is that you are coming from a comcast server – rather than the expected aol (are they even still in business?…sadly, I know the answer…my mom uses aol…no shit)
Since the only people who seem to read my site (as verified by my statcounter stats) are fellow bloggers/webmasters with similar sites…if you are using an older version of wordpress…it may have a security vulnerability that this dork tried to exploit…you might want to see about fixing it, or I hope you are backing up both your website and database at regular intervals – on the off chance that something this stupid actually works.
Now for some boring background stuff on me. Once upon a time I suffered a horrible injury which kept me at home for several weeks. I became bored. At that same time a spectacular hacking group released one of their most famous pieces of software – it was the Cult of the Dead Cow and the software was Back Orifice. It made “hacking” easy. As bored as I was, I was all over it. I had done some real hacking before that, but this made it easy…and it has only gotten easier for the brainless millions who would try to use published exploits. Anyhow, point is, wannabe h4x0r – you’re lame and I’m not!
